10/19/12
Madonna is making headlines with her latest publicity stunt political statement, depantsing herself onstage to reveal a fake tattoo of the name "Malala Yousafzai" across her lower back. Malala is a 14 year old girl who was shot by Taliban radicals for daring to support women's education. Really, Madge? We get that you've been enjoying flexing your activist muscles as of late, but perhaps the glutes are not the classiest place for political expression – just a thought.
Lance Armstrong was apparently brought down by a tattoo parlor owner. Kayle Leogrande is a former cyclist who was caught doping in 2004, and it was his case that led to the investigation of Armstrong. Leogrande moved on to open his LA area tattoo shop while Armstrong has seen his entire life fall apart lately, resigning as the head of Livestrong and being dropped by Nike. I guess we know the one place Lance will never go if he ever wants to get inked.
Imagine: you grow up wanting to be famous. You've got a good voice, some talent, and eventually you get your big break in…a boy band! Cue sinister music. However, all is not lost. A few artist have successfully managed to transition into serious adult success after their bubblegum pop years, and the winning strategy seems to revolve around developing an edgier image. Justin Timberlake did it by teaming up with Pharrell. JC Chasez…well, he never made it. Becoming a reality show dance judge didn't help matters. Harry Styles, however, may be quickly developing his own path to escaping boy band purgatory. The One Direction singer has gotten 24, yes 24 tattoos in just 8 months since being legally able to get inked!! Now all he needs is a breakout solo album that appeals to a wider audience than screaming 14 year old girls. God speed Harry. You'll need it.
Robert Drake is a professional freelance writer, editor, copywriter and blogger. To learn more about this fascinating fellow, visit his website.
Robert Drake is a professional freelance writer, editor, copywriter and blogger. To learn more about this fascinating fellow, visit his website.
