Ok, it's time. Over the last seven days, as promised, you never left your computer screen, right? I thought not. It's ok, after this you can take a quick 15 for food and sleep before returning to your posts as you follow this, the greatest story ever told, My Girlfriend Goes to Lou's. Crystal is prepped and ready to receive her piercing by the steady hand of Summer. Read on for more:

After deciding on a precise point and marking it, Summer secured the spot with forceps before performing the piercing with a needle. Crystal, as mentioned before, has a deep-seated fear of needles. If you hate needles and still decide to get a piercing, it's a pretty safe bet you really must want it! Crystal remained calm through the quick procedure. Note the Zen-like focus in the picture above. she was one with Summer, one with the forceps, one with the needle, one with Lou's, and with all things except maybe spiders which she also hates, but that's ok. Screw spiders. Long-legged freaks.  

Finally, the needle did its work, as Summer carefully made the piercing. The Zen was strong with this one. No spiders, no ninjas, only a totally cute piercing created to the sounds of the nearby tattoo machines buzzing away as the other Lou's artists worked.

Finally, Summer secured the stud, completing Crystal's transformation from someone without a nose piercing to…someone…with a nose piercing. A shocking and utterly profound change, to be sure.

Oh, you thought you could peel your eyes away, but you would be wrong! Next week we begin the epic saga of the next chapter of Crystal's life as it continues to unfold. Yes, I''m taking about…wait for it…THE AFTERCARE!!! Sound gripping? Exciting? Would make a better movie than The Godfather, Citizen Kane and Gone With The Wind combined?? Actually, that would make for one strange movie but yes!! It totally would be way, way better than that. The rights are for sale. Contact my agent. See you next week!